Thursday, 17 May Fist pump, push ups, chapstick. WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear. During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights.
Unfortunately, this has become a phenomenon. Guidos everywhere are rejoicing because Jersey Shore has made it socially acceptable for this group to go out in public without getting ridiculed.
However, these fake tans and bulging muscles don't do the trick on everyone. Some say that this "Jersey Shore phenomena" is stupid and unecessary. It's kind of sad if you think about it. Sure, it's nice to escape reality once in awhile and have a good laugh at other people's pointless drama, but after awhile, you wonder if it ever gets old for them.
Simplicity isn't a bad thing, but when your motto is Gym, Tanning, Laundry, it seems that you're missing out on the greater things in life. Hairstyles: Ladies and gents have been introduced to a new 'do. With careful blow-drying and globs upon globs of gel, a guy can achieve the perfect blowout like Pauly D.
On the other hand, girls with or without a teasing comb can rock a poof, like Snooki. But there is one type of romance that will outlast whatever comes your way—a bromance like Vinny and Pauly's.
Italian Tips: Thanks to Sitch sacrificing his well-being, we learn that walls in Italy are not made of dry wall, but cement, and it can really mess you up if you, for whatever reason, want to bang your head against it. It's also probably a better idea not to drive yourself on international roads and just stick to cabs which you can announce have arrived by yelling " Cabine sono qui!
Snooki talks first Christmas with Lorenzo. Never Too Cheesy: When asking a girl to be your girlfriend, don't be hesitant to get a little mushy. Asking her out through a T-shirt can actually work in your favor. Footwear Is No Joke: You can never have too many sneakers. And you must take care of them like they're your children. Prank Champions: Prank wars are serious, and if you've ever needed ideas on what to do, the past six season have given us multiple examples of what works and what doesn't.
For example: Putting all the interior furniture outside and vice versa while everyone's away—epic. Attempting to ambush a bunch of guys with weenie water balloons—not so good. Meaning : This girl who followed Pauly around the boardwalk in the summer of Season 1 and a half?
Meaning : Originally this referred to the gently mangled lower torso section that Michael Sorrentini called his abs, but it also encompasses mildly to extremely dramatic circumstances that would befall the Jersey Shore house.
Meaning : An important weekly gathering where everyone eats baked ziti and occasionally unpacks whatever drama-of-the-episode plagued the beach house like, you know, any good Italian family. Meaning : The moment before you go out when you switch your white muscle shirt for a legitimate t-shirt and look fresh to death, we guess. For access to all our exclusive celebrity videos and interviews — Subscribe on YouTube!
Atomic Bomb. Eh oh! How ya doin! Look at that fuckin melignon pronounced mool-in-yon. Original Version- A white, obnoxious, male, that listens to disco music. This term was often used in the 70's by people who listened to rock music and thought disco was bad. Guidos usally hung out with the "girl guidos " which were labbled " Stellas ".
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